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下面这段话有点意思

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有点道理

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有点风趣

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可聊以自慰

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亦可愉悦他人

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1每天清晨

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不论是闹钟手机

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还是喧嚣声把你吵醒

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都值得庆幸

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说明呀你还拥有这个世界

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2 起来后喝点开水

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赶紧在微信里

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给你牵挂的人问声早上好

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说明你思维正常

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身体无恙

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又可以开始美好的一天了

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三每天都能收到微信和电话

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偶尔也有人约你吃饭打牌和郊游

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说明你啊

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尚有人缘

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朋友还想着你

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4偶然也有人对你品头论足

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说三道四

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甚至恶语相加

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说明你在别人心目中的位置仍然重要

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他肯定混的不如你

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真的值得窃喜

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5总担心自己体重超标

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说明你生活殷实

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吃的比较好

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营养丰富

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请不要为体重过分担忧

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任何养生理论

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运动科学都没有饮食重要

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健康长寿和增强免疫力

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主要来源于食物

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但也要适当控制

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特别是晚餐

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六时常出去会一下朋友

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喝茶聊天

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游览山水

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更换一套行头

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说明你对生活还有追求

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七不要为喜欢异性和能吸引异性

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感到羞愧

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说明你涛声依旧

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心还不老

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身体挺好

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八过了65岁

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自己该满足了

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因为世界统计学家做过统计

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地球村好比100人

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活过65岁的只有8个

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如能买菜能做饭能开车

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看得见听得着

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会使用手机鼓的微信

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偶尔写个小回忆

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讲个小故事

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那你就偷着乐吧

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说明你呀

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这一生很成功

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9看到这段文字

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能发出会心的微笑

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说明你是一个快乐和幸福的人

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10此文说的非常有道理

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能够转发给战

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友同学朋友共享的

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说明你不自私

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是个有善心知道释怀的人

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接龙转发

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让所有退休的朋友们都看到

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no no no

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no no no no no no no

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哎你好

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嗯就是我想借下你的充电宝

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可以吗嗯

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用一下就行

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一下好吧

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我这个没电了

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不好意思啊

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谢谢姑娘

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我靠哈哈哈

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没事没事没事

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我不会咬人的

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哈哈

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你这多少钱买的呀

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这个呃

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我是从那个高昂垃圾里面装的

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哈哈哈

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你这得扎多少次啊

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头发都扎秃了

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哈哈哈你是秀发是吧哈哈

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你也太好玩了吧

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是吧哈哈哈

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姑娘说的好像你玩过我一样

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啊哈哈哈

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别闹哈哈哈

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你个小老头

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孩子你叫我小老头你礼貌吗

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哼那我叫你什么

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呃至少应该叫我一声爷爷嘛

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哈哈哈啊哈哈

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不是不是

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这么大年龄了

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叫声爷爷不为过好不好

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爷爷

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哎

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哈哈哈

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占我便宜

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没有没有占他便宜哈哈哈

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哎你好

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你这有豆腐吗

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哦有豆腐干可以吗

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啊那不行

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我这个牙呀

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已经咬不动豆腐干了

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啊你这个他怎么还可以

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哈哈哈

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这这是你的

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干吗是啊

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你看着也不像那菜的呀

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这么漂亮

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哈哈

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我帮我妈看一会啊

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吃饭去了

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哦看到了没

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什么你丈母娘吃饭去了

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哈哈哈

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我买点那个西红柿和鸡蛋吧

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啊对对对

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我们家那鸡蛋特好

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那不是进的货

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那是我们家自己的蛋

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我们家自己的蛋

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啥哈哈哈

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啥你家的蛋

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你家谁下的

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哈哈哈

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吓我一跳

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我还以为你们家里人还有这才艺呢

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啊

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哈哈哈

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你这个太好玩了

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在哪买的

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今天晚上你来我直播间

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如果直播间人气突破5,000

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我把它送给你

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哈哈哈